BRAND NEW SINNER™

[Intro – Choir, call & beatbox groove]

(ha!) Snap it up, clap it down,

「おはようございます！」(ha!)

Welcome to the Kingdom of KPI —

Where your soul gets monetized! (oh yeah!)

[Verse 1 – Vash]

Monday born, never die, it’s a meeting in disguise

Bossman preachin’ from a swivel chair high

Praise the metrics, hallelujah to the slide deck sky

Click that mouse like a prayer, brother, don’t ask why

(Pop!) I’m a PowerPoint prophet,

Tithe my time in spreadsheets’ pocket

Smoke break gospel, caffeine holy water

「魂、残業中です」(tamashii zangyō chū desu!)

[Chorus – Choir (call & response)]

Oh lord, KPI! (hallelujah)

We aim, we grind, we justify (amen!)

Raise your mugs, brand your name,

We’re born again in the feedback flame

「イエス社長！」

(Yes! Yes, sir!)

We hustle divine in overtime

Can I get a raise? – Not yet, son,

You’re climbing the ladder to heaven!

[Verse 2 – Vash (rapid & raspy)]

Paycheck penance, glory on the chart

Hit me with the bonus, baptize my heart

Deadline blues and data scars

Still shining bright like neon Mars

(Whispered Choir backing)

Shhh... profit margin... margin... margin...

[Bridge – Gospel Break]

(Choir)

Say “Amen” to the algorithm!

Say “Amen” to the grind!

(Vash, growl)

Say “Amen” to my overtime tears,

They sparkle, baby, bottom line!

[Chorus – Choir + Lead ad-lib]

(Yeah!) Oh lord, KPI! (hallelujah)

We fake that smile till the angels cry (oh my!)

Raise your glass to the brand, my friend,

Work it out till the very end

(yeah yeah)

「愛してる、この会社！」

(Amen! Amen! Cash it again!)

[Final Verse – Vash (spoken drunk-funk style)]

Ha! Ain’t no freedom in this paradise,

but the rhythm pays in overtime twice

Corporate funk in my bloodstream spin —

Sign here, baby, for your Brand New Sin™

[Outro – Choir, chanting in rhythmic loop]

Sign here, baby,

(hallelujah KPI)

Sign here, baby,

(raise that ROI)

Sign here, baby,

(we’re the Brand New Sinner line)

Sign here, baby,

(till the bonus divine!)